thinking about weird cultural shit around sexuality/swear words/etc etc and how wild it is that i have to teach my phone’s autocorrect to let me say “fuck”. thats a thing i have to do. my phone will go “Nuh-uh, you naughty so-and-so, you can’t say that!” until i tell it enough times that Yes, Actually, I Don’t Mean Ducking and how fucking wild that is. earlier today i had to convince my phone that “hickies” was a word. hickies is too explicit for my phone to include in its default dictionary. but yknow what? it always capitalizes YouTube correctly.

Some Wonderful Ditto’s from Magical Pokémon journey by Yumi Tsukirino

me in the pussy if im being completely honest

Caught my dog doing a lil two step at the park like it's nothing

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cooking something subpar is the ultimate shame

social anxiety could easily be attributed to the breakdown of the social fabric. there's no code of etiquette anymore. multiple generations were never taught how to introduce themselves or cultivate manners and traditions that hinge on a social life, everyone's awkwardly stumbling around hoping they'll be met with someone more courageous and eloquent than themselves to start a conversation and burst their lonely timid bubble.

The simpleton has died of a candy overdose

the scowling sufferer

In the future it will be exceedingly common to come home to your piece of shit son blasting dabs in your immaculate living room. You had a very hard day at work and he's just heating his nail while the dogs keep barking at your car in the driveway. Him wearing a Lil Ugly Mane t shirt on a very nice sectional. And there's nothing you can do about it. What the hell can you even do about it.